True stories, odd questions, and the occasional argument about whether Texas counts as the South. Some are thoughtful. Some are ridiculous. The better ones are both.
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Build in the Margins
You don’t have to quit your job to build something that matters. How I wrote a 42-chapter novel in the margins of a full-time job and family life.
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Why You Never Get as Much Done as You Planned (Call Centers Have a Word for It)
Call centers plan for the fact that a third of every shift disappears. Most of us plan our lives like it won’t.
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Do More Choices Really Make Us Buy Less? A Former Pizza Manager Checks
The famous jam study says too many options make people walk away. I ran a Domino’s. I have thoughts. So does the research that came after.
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Could the Way You Hold a Fork Get You Caught as a Spy?
There’s a famous WWII story about American spies getting caught at dinner. A former PI went looking for proof.
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Why Do We Shake Hands? Somebody Was Checking for Weapons. Maybe.
It started as a deal between two kings, picked up a weapons-check legend, and became a protest against bowing. Now it’s how you start a job interview.
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Can You Tell When Someone’s Lying? A Former PI Says Mostly No
Everybody asks a former private investigator the same question. The honest answer disappoints everyone, including me.
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Ridges, Loops, and Whorls
Fingerprint training is slow, squinting, unglamorous work. It’s also the best lesson I ever got about mastering anything.
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If I Ran Your Calendar Like a Call Center
I teach call centers how to manage every minute of their people’s day. Here’s what happens when I point those same tools at your week.
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What Ninja Training Actually Taught Me About Surveillance
Smoke bombs? No. Most of what I learned about staying hidden as a PI came down to two things: climb something, or sit still.
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Bad Attitude, Good Signal
A corporate inspector called me abrasive and uncoachable. Six months later she said I was a changed man. She was right, just not for the reason she thought.
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You Don’t Get the Map Until You’re Lost
Everybody wants to know how to start before they start. Bad news: the instructions only show up after you’re already in the middle of it.
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Nothing Was Wasted
Crime scenes, pizza, cell phones, call centers, novels. My resume looks like a mistake. It turns out every job was quietly training me for the next one.
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